CLEVERLY SAVING HUMANITY W/ BISCUITS AND CONVERSATION
CECILY AND GWENDOLYN'S FANTASTICAL...
We were just two supremely-gifted yet distressingly-oppressed female scientists when we left The U.K. in 1868. Though serious cultural anthropologists and seasoned world travelers, we were dismissed by male academics and denied our rightful place in The Royal Geographic Society due only to the formidable letter x which we both carry, with pride, doubled on our respective helix(i.) Undaunted, we stepped into our time-traveling hot air balloon determined to; study ALL human cultures, publish our findings, jump back to The Royal Geographic Society circa 1868 and politely slam our stunningly brilliant and tastefully bound tome upon the toes of several shocked and delightfully nonplussed, stodgy old Brits.
Now we are tasked with saving humanity. see how: